That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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