Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
