That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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