Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
kristin has been a bad kristin
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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