Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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