Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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