Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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