I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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