my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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