question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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