My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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