Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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