Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
we should paint friendship bongs
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