Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
you inspire me to be a worse person
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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