If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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