Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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