Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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