Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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