plz talk dirty to me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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