what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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