and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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