yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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