Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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