"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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