(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
the liver wants what the liver wants
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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