if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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