I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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