I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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