There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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