Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Terrible idea I love it
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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