thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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