I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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