So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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