She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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