Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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