Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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