I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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