Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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