Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
