Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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