it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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