new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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