So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Sorry about my life...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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