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I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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