I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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