I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
organizing the empties. That sober.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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