So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
