I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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