i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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