do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
tell me about the eggs
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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