I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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