we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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