Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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