Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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