The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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