You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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